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Can't Come Today. I'm Flat Out. T-Shirt
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$29.95
It's a valid excuse. Technically.
The plans were there. The route was loaded. Then the tire had other ideas. Two miles from anywhere, no spare, no signal, no way of explaining this to someone who doesn't ride.
Can't come today. I'm flat out.
Wear it as a warning. Or an explanation. Either way, anyone who rides will know exactly what happened.
Soft, lightweight, and easy to wear — on the bike, off the bike, or anywhere you need a reason that only cyclists will understand.
Fit & feel: Soft, lightweight everyday tee with a relaxed unisex fit. Runs true to size — when in doubt, size up.